VOLUME 12 ISSUE 44434 cOUSIN SHORTYS FREE FREE CHICKEN SHEET UNDERVALUED EMAIL TIP SHEET RUMOR NEWSLETTER!!!!! (c)cOUSIN SHORTY

Hello again to ALL me FRIeds! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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TODAY IS The subject of how to explains tht charts someitmeds called TA for Techncical Dialysis or however you spell it what it meands is the graph they use for the price of the chart!!!!!!!!!!!! AND Some charts cost MORE than oThers.

disclaimer: Technical Analgesics ist compilation Iam a PROFessisional so to donNOT TRY THIS A T HOME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Their e are all kinds s of TA HA HA cOUSIN SHORTYSfavorite is the POINT AND FINGER THE TANow as to the other brands of ta there are a lot of and we can take the m up one aht a time COUSIN SHORTY IS AN EXPERT AT ALL TA AND YOU DONT NEED TO READ ANYONE ELSES EXPLAantors AND cOUSIN SHORTY SAYS SO AND DONT FORGET IT THERE BUB!!!!!!!!!!!!

cOUSIN SHORTY IS YO FRIED AND THAT IS ALL YOU NEED TO REMEMVER EXCEPT for where are your keys and like that !!!!!!!!!!

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Here is how the TA WORKS. NOW PAY attneteion here beaches you no that I don t lye and yo FRIed cOUSIN SHORTY ALWAYS TEALS THE TROTH. Trhter are a lot of the differnet patterns that form up when you do this point and finger the candlestick so you have to watch some of them are good and some are bad and if you are not paying attention you CAN GET A BIG BLACK EYE !!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND WALK HOME lcik a DIllWEED SO DONT BE A DIllWeed BE A cOUSIN SHORTY Reader!!!

WHERE WAS I . Ohyes . Now you gals Mamamals out there there you want to look at the CANDLEs FORMATIONS AND THAT IS what you can use, you don't need to consern yoursevles witht eh POINT AND FINGER unless it is a close RELATIVE STRENGHT in which case I wood just call the COPS ON FOX but make sure that the Perpendicular has a shirt on will you PLESAse because I FOR ONE AM TIRED OF WATCHING THESE BONEHEADS WITH NO SHIRT ON AHA AHA AHAHAHA HA HHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I HAVE felt youre PAIN you BUY WHEN SOEMEBODY ELSE TELLS YOU TOO because the CHART tlooks GOOD!!!! . That is rule NUMBER ZERO. Don DO THAT!!!!! I call it rule number zero for the brane sells it takes to rermevmber it HAHA HA HA !!!!!!!!!!! so now you own it the stucco Ddown you want it to go up up up and what the HECK IS GOING ON IT IS GOING DOWN RITHT AFTER YOU BOUGHT IT how can this be??????? Don't Tory that is what qlsyas happens that is whay you have me cOUSIN SHORTY TO hlep yuppie you out here CHART you ax, what Chart are we looking at HEAR mr. Borker the one I see looks like the Long Hill A t the Winter Olymphatics.

DAM DAM DAM DAM YOU SAY!!!!!!!!!!!! And rightly so I may add all along. You should be RELLEY PARSED OFF!!!!!! THE Dad burned Fmarket makes are mASSAGINing the stick right in form of you r very eyses you say. And you are RIGHT AS THE RANE MAN, YOU NO YOU ARE. But do not to worry says your BORKer. It s theSHAKEOUT111 THAT IS WHAY WER CALL IT THE SHAKEOUT!!!!!!

That is the sophisticated chart pattern whwn you thought it was going up and then it iddidnnt and the n it weint down and you get SADly but you dont GTFO!!!!!!!!!!! THATS WHAT The professionals that do not know what will happen CALL IT. So yoou get the shakeput and then you look for two up moves in a row like two days in a ro that means THE TURNAROUND IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER SO YOU NEED TO BACK UP THE CAR AND GO IN THE DITCH AND ALL THE OTHER METAPHORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YO can Sea this on the pager ritght their on the CHARTANd dhat is Technical Dilation my friend!!!!! Dilation of yore PUPILS as yo watch the stick TANK!!!!!!

Now I FOEgot to tell you in our Examples you have this peace of carp in your IRA TOO!!!!!!! HA HA HA HA !!!!!!!! Thos market makings are just bringing that stock price down to GET IN AT A CHEEP PRICE AND TAKE IT UP TO TO EHT MOON THIS IS AS OBVEUS TO ANYBODY so that means THE SMART MONEY IS OFF THE SIDEWALK AND PLAYING THE BIG GAME SO There is the sport level and Resistance and so You need to support and not resist and BY BY BY BY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They BORKErs call thhis AVERAGIG DOWN!!!! SENd more money and thank;ou for you sport !

But herer is what that means YOU LIKED IT AT FIFTY BUks SO YOU BETTER WANT TO MAKE BABIES WITH IT AT 35 BUCks!!!!!!! See how it works? YOU lick it MORE if it goes down!!!! NOW cOUSIN SHORTY you AX: This dies not make any cents. AND I Will Anser you! THAT IS Truth and You need to leanrn to READ THE CHART!!!!!!!!! Look at that chart right there it is as clear as DAY! THAt is the SHAKEOUT and IF you half ever been in won Yo no you GOT SHHOOK!!!!!!!!!!

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What if it goes to ten snese!!!!!!!!!THAT IS Great because the Borkers KNOW THAT YOUR DOWNSIDE RISK AT THAT POINT IS ONE THIN DIME SO ANY BARNDEAD ZOMBIE MORON KNOWS WHAT TO DO AM I RITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You DO WHAT Yor BORker tells you borrow some money on your car at one of the TITLE LOAN PLACES YOU KEEP THE CAR!!!!!!! BY BY BY more stock and cOUSIN SHORTY THANKS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

Jester hope you don run out of AVERAGING MONEy Before we HIT THE Average Bottom like an average cOCONIT falling KALAKAWa Aveenue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT ABOIT ATAT CHART???? NOW itis the diving point and finger foamation AND AND AND this is the BEST CHART PATTERN IN THE WORLD YOU AX ME WHY???????

Easy. THERE IS NO WAY THAT THE STOCK WILL GO DOWN AFTER IT GETS TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS FORMATION. NO WAY, THE ONLY TOO THINKS THAT CAN HAPPEN IS IT WILL FLATTEN OUT FOR THE LONG FLAT BASE licke when they halt the stock that is the Long Flat Base OR IT WILL TURN around and go north

To. the mooN by june.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOMeRUN AND yo GOT IN IT Way abefore anybiddy knew it would GO UP!!!!!

YO must be PYCHIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Thhis is the most strongest pattern in TA the bottomed out pattern in CANDLESTICKS THIS IS CALLED the VIENNA SAUSAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is wwhy you want to by your sticks with TA!!! BECqause COUSIN SHORTY says:

ANY TA is Better than No TA AT ALL!!!

Till next time, see you at the TOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yo FRIed,

cOUSIN SHORTY

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