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Thnaks to you all again for your qustions that you axed and here id THE MEXT INSTAlation OF THE NEWSLETER FOR YOU TO READ AND ENJOY FOR Stick Markit PROPHETS!

Discalmer: do due dinginess for you r own slef and NOT FULLy TRUST A GIANT REPTILE ex-BORKER FORM ANTOHER PLANT !!!

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A CHICKENnsheet Reader ax bout liquididty and how to find the PERFET STOCK FOR GOING TO THE MOON BY JUNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEw this weaks subject SUJCT IS: HOW DO YOU MAKE LIQUIDS WORK IN YOUR FLAVOR AND MAKE MORE MONEY THAT YOU HAVE EVER EVEN DREAMED OF IN A DREAM IF YO DONE GET CAUGHT with DOWNside RISK?????? ???????????

ITS easy in the STICK MARkit!!!!!!!! hEREIS how you finger liquiditity. Pick A STick. There are so many shares nit he floating stock lets say form ecample there are 1 billion shares in the float. OK NOW HERE IS THE PART YO pebbles DON UNDERSTAND. THAThas nothing to do whit the nujmber of shares that the company can issue because ti is 2 diffrnt thingIEs. THE float IS ONLY THE NOMBER OF SHARES THAT HAVE ALREADY BEEN ISSUED AND ARE TRAINING THE OPEN MARKET NOT the shares that COULD be issued bout are not issued as of this particle TIME ARE YOU TRACKING ON ME HERE CAN YOU SEE WHAT TRACK I AM HEADING DOWN TO THE OLD CAMP GREOUDN RIGHT NOW???????????????

OK SO NOW HOW DOES THIS WORK cOUSIN SHORTY SO I CAN MAKE SOME BIG MONEY LIKE A TEN OR fifty BAGEL YOU AX???????????????

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LETS TAKE An EXAMLE FUZZY THINKING. TRAdes on the FAMOUS BULLEtin Board which is the most AMAZING thing ever invented!!! The TICKER symbol is FUZZY OK quiet. QUIEt I amm explaining this shut up. QUIET I AM TALKING OK. QUITE DOWN now. OK STOP AXING QUESTIONS I AM TRYINGING TO EXPLAIN THIS. THIS IS funniertatn a monkey in a barrel you wont believe this!!!!!!

OK SAY Fuzzy has one billion shares in the float. WE done no how many exactly that is part of the BBP (Bulletin Board BUSINESS PLAN!!!!!] BUT THEY CAN ISSUE MORE AT ANY OLD TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND DYOU DONT KNOW WHEN THEY WLL ISSUE THE SHARES AND HOW THEY WILL GET INTO THE FOLAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT's CREATIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHA HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!1

HERE IS how it works. First you buy all the shares you can. Buy about 1oo million shares thatwould be about 200 dollars and your downside RISK IS LESS THAT TWO hjundred DOLLARs MAX!!!!! YOU REMEMBEBER THATFORM THE OTHER Chickensheet I HOPE Max UNLESS YOU HAVE BRANE DAMAGE AND YOOU DONT REMEMBER WHICK is OK beaches cOUSIN SHORTY is your friend hand I will do all the math for you . OK QUIEt stoop Laffing Iam being Cereal hear!!!!!!!

Nowyou have yore shares and you look for the [FILL IN THE NAME OF THE LAME TIP SHEET YOU SUBSCRIBE TO HERE] TO ARRIVE. I say I will buy nmorre of theis stock when it goes down it is at a supporting level and the MARKET MAKERS ARE DOENG THERE SAME OLD SHNENANIGANS AND TRYING TO SHORT THE STOCK SO DONT WORRY EVEYTINGIN IS UNDER MY CONTROL JEST LICK THE EIMPRORPR IN STAR TRECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Market makers by more and more and more. MEANWHILE I AM GETTING A LOT MORE SHARES FORM THE SECRET SOURCE THAT YOU DONT NO ABOUT AND DONT EVEN AX I WILL NOT TELL Yo be QUITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You did not no that did yo Now I have about 20 billion shares in my wallet and I have to get rid of them fast to pass out the money to ALL MY FRIENDS AND YOU KNOW WHO MY FRIENDS ARE RIGHT MY FRIEND S ARE YO!!!!!

Who do the NEW PEBBLES buy the sahres frim? HA HA!!!!!!! FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!! Money money nomey all over the place!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now all the shares are gone and I need more shares to sell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOW DO YOU DO THAT cOUSIN SHORTY THAT IS REALLY GREAT HOW CAN YOU DO THAT YOU AX??????????????????????? You do a

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SHARE EXCHANGE!!!!!!!!!!! (not a reverse splti, it is the same really but at FUZZY Its called a sharre exchhavnge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) dont worry I know you dont understand that is why I am hee to explaon it to yoo. FUZZY Yhought this up, and boy is it a GOOD IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Thjjere are 10 billion shares in the float now since the Maggot Makers bought all or shares OK ARE YIOU PAYING ATTENTION RIGHT THIS DOWN THIS IS RELLY RELLY GOOD. Share exchange the market makers give me a thousand shares for lets say ten sense. That makes ten dollars RIGHT!!! NOW THE SHARES ARE WORTHE TEN DOLLARS AND NOW THE FOLAT IS NOT 10 BILLION IS ONLY 1 MILLION SHHARES IN THEFLOAT!!!!!!!!!!!!AND EVERY SHARE IS WORTH TEN BUCKS NOT REALLY BUT THAT IS WHAT THEY COST IF YOU ARE YOU or OPEN MARKET pay what it is the going price!!!!!!!!

NOW HERE IS THE best PaRT!!!!!!

RMEMBER I told you about the shares that are not issued yet??????? That is right there are another thoushnd billion shares that have NOT BEEN ISSUED!!!!!!!!! AND WHAT DO YOU THINK THOSE SHARES ARE GOING to COSt/////////////// thats right they COST THE NEW PRICE of the stock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. NO Share exchange AKA Reverse SPLIT!!!!!!!

YOU DO the math!!!!!! You shoold havve plenty of time to do the math in the GRAYBar Hotel anyways!!!!! THIS IS THE BEST LITTLE MONEY MAKER EVER INVENTED SO LISSEN UP AND GET A PEN AND PATER READDY. So we call THE DOOd that that issues the shares and wesay HEY BUDDY HEY BUDDY HEY HEY HEY !!!!!!!!! GUESS HWAT TIME IT IS????????

AND HE SAYS cOUSIN SHORTY its time to MAKE BIG MONEEY!!!!

SO THEN he issues a billion more shares!!!!! Remember that he can issue more shares no matter how many times we do the SHARE EXCHANGE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IS THIS GOOD OR WHAT????????????// AND IT IS TOTALL;Y ALMOSt LEGAL ALMOST Maybe SORTOF !!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE gives me a million billion JILLION more shares of this WORTHless PIECE of CARP, and then the amraket makers by more shares and MO MONEY MO MONEY MO MONEY HA HA HA HA HHAH!!!!!!!!!!!

NOW THE MAGGOT MAKERS HALF ALL THE STOCK AND they have it all tuckered away in the closet that is what they do they just by and by and put it all away that is where that came from PUT AWAY THE STOCK!!!!! AND then we just do it again and angina and over and over. FINALLY we do the FINAL SHARE EXCHANGE!!!!!! THAT IS WHEN WE EXCHANGEALL THE SAREES FOR ONE SHARE OF STOCK!!!!!!!! AND THEN YOU KNOW YOU CALL FOR THE CERTIFICATE AND YOU CANT GET THE SHORTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bt here is the beautiful thing about this you are already HOLDING THE CASH FOR THE BIG DIP. YOU HEARD me righet I am still talking here so step laughingp. You blew out of all your stock and now you have cash. How much did you make ayou make about TEN THOUSNAD OR MORE FOR TEN CENTS THAT IS A TEN BAGEL FOR SURE!!!!!!!!!!! ORDER THE PIZZA AND ORDER THE BEER AND ORDER THE NEW LEXUS woo woo. AHA AHA AHAHAHA HA HA HAHA !!!!!!

And that is HOW YOU Increase LIQUIDS IN your FLAVOR AND MAKE A MILLION WITH A One CENT STOCK and have DOWNSIDE RISK OF ONLY 5 to 10 yEARS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TILL nest time and see youON VISITING DAy!!!!!!

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yo FRied, cOUSIN SHORTY

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