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Hello HellO and agAIN to all mY FRIEnds and it is cOUSIN SHORTYhear and how ARE YO I Am so SURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

These weekl is the ANSWEr to you DREAMS THE SOOituioin to tie Y2K PROblem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6 months, 18 days, 11 miles, 6 hours, 8 pounds 4 ounces, and 15 seconds!

That's how much time I HAD WHEN I STARTED THIS SPACIAl REPORT TO HANDLE MY Y2K PROBLEM!!!!!!!! NOT Much time, you may AX!!And you ARE CORECT!!!! WHAT CAN I DO cOUSIN SHORTY YOU AX?????? HOW can I fix my self up you Ax

Boy HAVE I Got GOOD News FOR YOU OH Boy boy!!!!!!!!!!!!

LET yo FRIed cOUSIN SHORTY AX you a qestion!!!!!

Wht do you look for in a GOOD STOK?????? Lets go over the list of BIG PLUSSS.

1. You like NO DEBT in tEH COMPANY, am I right?????????/

b) You like BLASTOCHOMACTIC separation SOLUTIONS and other BIG TEChickal workds that aare real impressive that HAVE already been SAFE AND PROVEN EFFFECTIVE in test after test BUT NO LABRAROTY ANIMALS, ESPECALLY REPTILes, am I RIGHT????????

a) You like VERy lIMITED dOWNSIDE rISK, am I RIGHT??????????

5. You WANT Excellent management with a lot of GOOD PR and SOEMEBODY THAT CAN HOLD THE HELM around the sharp corners and not SPIN out AND GO IN the DRINK, Am I right??????????????

1. You wood LOUvre an company that has NO COMPETITION, RIGHT???????

2. How about the wEB SIGHT! YOU need A WWEB Sight iwht a LOT OF GOOD PCIRUURES AND all that stuff that lookd RELLY Imprsive, and I right???????

f) No matter what, if the PE is TOO HIGH, the stock could DROP like A DEAD MAGGOT so you want a LOW PE< the lower the bETTER, RIGHT!!!???????

g) Book to bill Shood t be less than ONE, RIGHT????????

h) you want a \market MAKER THAT know s who BUTTERS his BED and WHO paid the LIGHT BILL and WHO GET S THe WARrants, am I right????? Not some PIEce of CARp Bulletim Board junk. RITe!

11(b). You want a DEFENSIVE STOK, on ehtat has ZERO chance of LAWSUITS or other unpleasant legal snafooS!!!!!!!!!! AM I RIGHT???

PERsisT ME TO introduce yuou you to FBN Asociates, The second largest Year 20000 Soulituion Comapy in Sedona Arizina EARTh!!!!!!! NO BILLETIN BOARD CARP HERE, these guys REPORT THERE NUMBERS!!!!!! To somboedy I think anyWAY! Ticke r symbol is FBNA and the warrnats are FBNAW I think you will have TO DO YOUR OWN DO Dilighensce.

Lets look at SOME NUMBERS!!!!!!!!!!!

45987 345 455 4 345234 68 3 24578 92573568 59 835688 2 2346 35 370898 30 7796947 430 0885 8654 97564637 75686549769-3997 6597689 796654375 754297846 9-867 7964764 735786978 90876258 23489 678209845 39803473 90384 -2938347 48940203489 9348766 84939-2814 89 191871456791-98456981 184 19847519847-18475-918457 1-90891 4985749861 498576139134857

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The re is RUMOr The stock has been trading between $1.00 and 89.00 which is quite arange dont you think? POSSIble the stock has come off a high and is now trading whereverr it is and that is a good Sport level and it look like it will start to move back yup yup again in anticipation of some NEWS THAT COULD BE OUT BY THE END OF THIS WEEKor nEXT Weak Maybe!!!!!!!

The float on this stock is zero. That's right, I said ZERO FLOAT! DO YOU UNDERSTAND What this mmeans is that ONE SINGLE BUY CAN MOVE THE STOCK UP BY 5 % 10 or EVEM 50000%!!!!!!!!

This IS momentum at it's very very best. you want a VERY SMALL FLOAT so you have NO LIQUIDITY that is the safest place to be WHY YOU MAY ASK? SIMPLE!!!! NOBODY CAN SHORT THE STOCK!! That is right if there is no float there is NO WAY ANYONE CAN SHORT THE STOCK!!! Thnik about that just think about that. If therre is no wqy to short the stock, what direction will the stock go?

IT CANT go DOWn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

You do not have to be a genius einstein to figure this out. You have seent the website. This website works and it is obvioulsy made by people who CARE ABOUT YOUR MONEY. Do you want to invest in a piece of shEET that cant even make a website work? NO YOUYOU DEMAND A WORKING WEB SITE and that is what you get with FBNA a WORKING WEB SITE. Hw about guaranteess? Lokk at i yoursoelf you don'tneed me to explain it to you you can read.

Only WON YAR Ago this COMPANy had NOTHING nothinthg NOTHING and NOW LOOK WHERE IT IS TIDy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is the Kind OF Growht you CN see 6000 or 200000 per cent on EVERY PENNY YOU INVEST IN FBNA Andnd what about the WARRENTS the warrents are even better. But I dont knead to explain that to you. Hold on and dont worry about the NAYSAYERS AND THE bashers trying to say thisis all just a big hoax and a APRIL FOOLS joke and the COMPANY does not EXIST and NEVER DID!!!!!!!!!!!Those people are not having a visible Means of SPORT!!!!!!!! TheY ARE NOT WHAT THEY APPEAR, I Think the y mighT BE THEONES FORM OUTER PACE!!!!!!!

CONVERSATION WITH THE PRESIDENT I cant tell you all of it but I can sayy that the company MIGHT be woirknon on some reallyu really EXCELLENT NEW PRODUCTS. They MIGT have this miniature weed whacker that fits on the end of a dentist drill that mows down nose hair. They Maybe have a FRZEN CONFECTION that has TWO STICKS ----ONE ON EACH END and you lick it like corn on the cob. They could have A NEW COMPANY THAT MAKES ONLY ONE SOCK that you can buy that will make a pair out of the one that you have after you lost the other one in the wash and cant find it. It is Possible they BE WORking on a new technology to get a new corporation OFF THE GROUND that will REVOLUTIONIZE the KEYBOARDS of everyone HINT: the lettER S Onyour Current KEYPAD Are ALL SCREWY what if THEY were AN ALpHabeticla oRDER HUH HU HUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOOk hear: There are ABOUT 200 billion pebbLE S IN CALifornia laone you Can look it iup They need their computer fixed for every 10 people in California there is one computer that needs to be fixed so you have POTENTIAL REVENUES OF IN EXCESS OF 255 TRILLION BIllion DOLLARS. Do you UNDERSSTAND THAT IF THERE IS NO FLOAT, THE EPS WOULD BE SOMEWHERE IN THE NEIGHBOR HOOD Of 10 to 2oo0 dollars???? TIMES #) OR $) in a fast moving mordern market and you can see where that puts your investment. GOLD MINE! Hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Sure the re is competition!!!!!!!!!!!! I won't lie to you and tell you there isnt. Look at the BIG STOCKS and you will see the competition BUT THEY CANT GUARANTEE THEY WILL HAVE EVERY CIUSTOMER NO THEY CANT. And you know what that means. THE LITTLE GUY SNEAKS IN THE BACK DOOR AND YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!!!! I cant mention any names but lets just say that BILL G> COULD BE NERVOUS about some LITTLe GUY sneaking in his BACK door AND LEAVE IT AT THAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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FBN ASSc. Has set aside 275 MILLION DOLLARS for charity!!!!!!!!!!! That is right out of the mohuth of the IR. Future revenues exceed 275 trilion dollars and the 275 million is AUTOMATICALLY TAKEN OUT OF THE TREASURY AND GIVE N TO CHARITY>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

SO WHAT ARE YOUWAINTINg for YOU SLUG!!!! Load up on this bad boy TOMORROW

Oneomre thang done AX if the DooD that wroTE THE BIG Tout artickel is getting PAID by tEH company To tout the STICK, because YOU MIGht be sorry you AXED!!!!!!!

CHECK OU TH The law!

http://www.law.uc.edu/CCL/33Act/sec17.html

AND if Yo Cant find This stick on the MARKti, just buy some oF tHIS instead! AHA AHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

SE Eyo at THE Top1

Yo FRIEd,

cOUSIN SHORTY

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