VOLUME 5624355 ISSUE 742 cOUSIN SHORTYS FREE FREE CHICKEN SHEET UNDERVALUED EMAIL TIP SHEET RUMOR NEWSLETTER!!!!! (c)cOUSIN SHORTY

I am standing aside me and allow myseld to intorduce me TO YO U NEW INVESOTOTS I am yo FRIed cOUSIN SHORTY ha with the next edition of my SPACIAL STICK MARKER NEwSLETTER FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

AAHA AHA AHAH AHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Many of you NEW PEBbles have axed well not many one but one of you have asked cOUSIN SHORTY (yo ax) why dont you chage money for your CHICKEN SHEET AND I say no not me I DO not Want to BE confiuesed woth THESE Bonehead TIP SHEET Hypesterws who can tell what color the sky is at noon on a cloudless day, and who clain to be a sofistcated techinical personS but actually failed the 6th grade and couldnt write a senctence with no errors if fomebody was pointting a raYgun at there head LET ALONE HAVE ONE SINGLE DAM CLUE ABOUT THE STOCK MARKET

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE Chickensheet isFRee because I AM yo FRIed!!!!!!!!

Now you know that your frineds would not lie to you if they are really your frinds so THAT IS ALL THE DOO DILIGENCE YOU HAVE TO DO ON THAT ONE HA HA Ha pretty funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I what to tell you a ltlle but about the WAY THE STOCK MARKET WORKS aCCORDING to the TIPSHEET DOODS. TOSYAS SUBJECT IS:

RISKing YOUR rewards !!!!!!!!

Here is what you need to know and you can TAKE THIS TO THE BANK BECAUSE IT Is FROM THE STRATIGT HORSES MOUTH!!!!!! There are to kinds of people out there in the sticlk market A) the good one and 2. the bad one just like that eastwoodie movei except the ugly ones are good and bad I am not prejudicesd against really ugly mammals. NOW the good ones are the good ones and the BAD ONES ARE THE BAD ONES AND HERE IS HoW TO TELL THE DIFFENCE IN MOST CASE.

LISSEN TO THE PAId touts! BUY THOse TIP SHEETS!!!!! THEy say bad people will step on you and bash you call you stupid and make you look in the dictionary and all of that malarkey !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry of the language but this is the truth but THE TRUTH HURST and you would rather have the truth on a silver plate than two on the BUSH AND YOU KNOW THAT IS RITHT>

You know the old saiying Once bitten tHREE is a CROWd?? Well if you belief the penny stock touts, they wood say that if somebody tells you you are wrong THAT IS YOUR FIRST CLUE. Done do your own HOMEWork! This is TOO HARD, you canT DO IT. YO need some ProfESSIonal help from A LOSER THAT cant make money in the MARiket and needs to make money SELLing you A TIP SHEET!!!! AHA AHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!

Here are som more WARNIGN SIGNS: If sombody who clams tobe a friend says I cant beleve that you really thing that or if they call you a moron or a big fat stupid or if the ask ask ask ask ak aska ask ask ask THE QUESTIONS AND NEVER HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO Sigh THAN THEY ARE BAD. That is simpel enough right?

They make all that stuff up. They say go look here go look there what about this papaer what about that paper whatabout this or that number WHO CAARES ABOUT THAT THEY MAKE ALL THAT STUFF UP ANYWYA SO JUST TELL THEM TO SHUT UP IF THEY DON T LIKE IT!!!!! DONe AX Questions, just THINK POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If a CHAt site INTErnet BASHER done shut up there is your other big clue. GOOD PEOPLE WILL SHUt UP WHEN THEY KNOW THEY ARE BEAT but bad ones will just keep on going ASK ASK AASK ASK ASK ASK ASK why dont they just shut up because it gives the ordinNARY new investors A BIG HEADACHHE! THEY MUST Half a short position, they COULDNt possible be doing WHAt they do Jest To be a Good guy. EVERYone is A Criminal, rEMEMBer what the TOUTs say!!!!!!!!1

Hereis another Penny Stock clue. BAD PEOPLE USE ALOT OF BIG WORD S THAT NOBODY UNDERSTANDS, like akrete and dilutin and EDGAR AND SEC And ALL TAHT BALOnneY. That big company like CRISCO SYSTEMS and like JAVAMICRO and all of that is just baloney everybody know s that it is abunch of guys that know that stuff and they are just regular like you except theey may be a little smarter and they publish their financial reports and have actual products and contracts but OTHERWISE THEY ARE THE SAME AND THEY DONT KNOW ANYThING ABOUT THE MARKET jest Like YOU!!!!!

LETS TALK ABOUT RISK The tipsters say .

YOU HERE ALL THAT STUFF ABOUT EARNINGS PER SHARE? YoU Hear all that stuff about growth and multipele rations? Yo cant figure that stuff out so it MUST NOT BE THAT IMPORTANT BECAUSE IF TIS WAS IMPORTANT You WOULD UNDERSTAND IT ITS SIMPLE LOGIC thats what they SAY.

You can seee that on the TV on the businesses repose right before the the police chase which reminds me why do those guys always have no shirt on??? And that other one that billmicrovisions or what ever he calls that STIck it costs $100 a share about. ONE SHARE IS A HUNDRED BUCKS !!!!!!! TALK ABOUT ABAD DEAL THEY SAY!!!!!!! CHARGING A HUNDRED BUCKS FOR ONE DAM SHARE!!!!!!!!!!thats right you heard me right look again ONE SHARE!!!!!!!!! ONE HUNDRWED BUCKS DFOR ONE SHARE!!!!! Will they tell you what your risk is on a deal like that? NO THEY WLL NOT!!!!!! And do you WANT TO NO WHY!!!!!!!

BECAUSE YOUR DOWNSIDE RISK IS $100!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you have a hundered doolllars YOU WANT TO throw away at the Maggot Makers they AX??? ?/??????/ nO you dont.

SO WHO IS YOUR FRIEND the PENNY STICK Tout THAT IS WHO AND DONT FORGET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOW you do the math on this if the stock is 5 cents A SHARE NOT A HUNDRED BUCKS FIVE CENTS A SHARE what is your downside risk?????? FIveCENTS> thats right you can ask any of those guys that know how to spell and do math and they wILL TELL YOU THAT SAME ANSWER JUST GO RIgHT AHEAD AND AX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You see whare I am going with this I no. Paid HYPESTERS will tell you these things and other pebbles WILL NOT MENTION IT AT ALL. Which would you rather have. Dwnside risk of ONE HINDRED DOLLARS or downside risk of 5 cents. You MAKE THE CALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One share of MICROSMART WITH A DOWNSIDE RISL OF A HUNDRED DOLLARS OR TWO HUNDRED or TWO THOUsand SHARES BLUE CHEEP stock WITH NEWS PROABBALBY COMING OUT NEXT WEEK WITH A POSSIble BIG CONTRACT AND THAT HAS AN AQUISIOTN PLANNED they SPOKE TO the COMAPNy personally YESTERDAY THATS ALL they CAN SAY HOLD ON AND BUY MORE ON ANY DIP DOWNSIDE RISK IS 5 CENTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That s right. IT IS A NO BRAINER Perfect FOR YOO sing Kumbaya and think PSOITVE!!!!!!!!!!

Jest remember that the next tijme they start to bash you. WHO IS STUPID THE BIG GUY THAT LOOKS AT THE FANCY FINACIAL REPORT AND HAS DOWN SIDE RISK OF A HUNDRED DOLLARS OR THE LITTLE GUY THAT BELIEVES IN THE COMPANY AND THINKS MSFT USED TO TRADE FOR 73 cents (WHAt a moron) AND CALLS the THE PRESIDENT AND CAN CAL ON THE PHONE WITH ANY QEUSSTION AT ALL AND HAS DOWNSIDE RISK OF FIVE CENTS??????????????????????????

PLEASE GIVE ME A BREAK so Yo see why Paid penny stock promoters are your friends in times of trouble like WHEn the stock yo just bought got HALTED but done worry, is only temporariy until they TAKE THE HALT Off the Stick and let the PRES out on a DAY PASS and their downsiDE risK is 3 TO 5years !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you BELEif the Paid TOUTs, don come WHINIng to yo FRIed cOUSIN SHORTY BECAuse YO Half been WARNED!!!

AHAH A AHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Yo FRIEd,

cOUSIN SHORTY

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