VOLUME 54 ISSUE 14cOUSIN SHORTYS FREE FREE CHICKEN SHEET UNDERVALUED EMAIL TIP SHEET RUMOR NEWSLETTER!!!!! (c)cOUSIN SHORTY

Hello hello aggainst to all my FREinjs!!!!!!

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cOUSIN SHORTY Hear again!!!!!!!!

Today we are ging to talk about

A) the way we rummage the bidness here on the mithership to mmake the Big BuckS !!!!!!!!!!!!

2) How we framed the cartol to corner the market on the carpy bulletin broad sticks that we all no and live!!!!!!!

ACTualAALLY I Will do the takling and you lessen.

All you half to do is find somebody with a lot of money and NO BRANES!!! To do that you just look on the PHOne book for a dress that says Lane or Circle anmd get theirr fauna numbers. Ffind somebody with a fony name LIKE Two FRist tNames because tthat means that they are RICH RICH RICH!!!!!!!!!!! Than you jest call thump and ax they for the mmoney and they gave it to you you can ax for a million or a billion dollar's ITS JESter CHIMP CHANGE TO THEM!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You half to get the money in lira or canadian dollars eh because they all have the change rates and you just jiggle the mounty for a couple of days and then you half TWICE AS MUCH MONEY which is the commidity trading makers armitrage butt that is another NEWSLETTER AND I AM NOT TELLING YOU HOW WE DO THAT jest yet I Don trust you !!!!!!!!

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Its easy and anybidy cant do it if you no how. Now you half to by the stick so you call MR CANOOK up in the GRATE White Norton and say heel mr CANOOK< please by the hole FLOAT ON The stork YOU HALf pocked out.

PICK THE worst peace of carp BB stick yoou can. No reports, no products, the executives are graduates of the GRAYBAR HOTEL, the worst is the better. Nervr mind about microsofty and and sisco and general dislexic and croaka cola and all thoose other shifty sticlks those are FOR LOSERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOW you won the hole float and then you can call up the INTERnet CHAT Room BASHERS AND They bash and bash the stok AND AX THE STUPID qesttiions like who ruins it and where is the products and the revenuses and all that stupid stuff. DO NOT Fret!!!!!!! SING YOUR HI SCHOOL FIGHT SONG if you no it and if you skippted stupid hi school sing KUMBAYA!!!!!!!

WELl then the regular people get the weird that thesis stokc is band and they sell and sell. YOU BALMe IT ON THE CHAt room BASHERS HA AHA AHA!!!!!!!!1 SAY THEY ARE IN CAHOOTIES WITH THE polices and the mounties and THE NAMTIONNAL ENQUIRER!!!!!!! I KNOOW what yaw are tingling you r thinning cOUSIN SHORTY!!! YOU AX. MY stick is getting WHACKEd!!! Half of the money is gone GONE!!!!! No no no no!!!! you are not selling you are bying!!!!!!!! you half more shares then are in the float, just like on TV!!11 dont worry they can issue MORE SHARES HA AHAA HAHAHAH!!!!!

Then you CALL FOR THE sERTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now you half the serts and you half all the stick and the BASHERS ARE IN BIG TRUBLE. You half to call them bad names on the chat line and get kicked off but thats jest part of the BIG OVERALLS PLAN to SQEEZE THE SHORTS!!!!!! AH AHA AHAHAH!!!!!!!!!! Just Get ANOTHER ALIas on the Chat site AND GET BACK TO WORK!!!!!!!!

AX the presidet oat do a REVERSE SPLIT!!!!! 1 for 100 or better yet one for 10000000. THAT MAKES LESS SERTS THAT YOU HALF TO LUG Aroind. TRY TO GET IT down to one sert so you CAN KEEP IT IN YOUR WALLET OR YOUR PURSE!!!!!!.

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RIGHT BEFIRE THE STOCK TANKS YOU BY More and more and more. If anyone ax, SAY that you did not know the stick would tank if their was a reverse split You are New hear to the Stick market YOU NEVER SAW THAT HAPPEN BEFORE SING KUMBAYA AGAIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now ax the president to announce the BAD NEWS!!!!!!! Whatever it is does not matter, it could be the "ACCCOIUNTING REGULARITES", THE INVENTORY BUILD UP (you only need this if there is a product) or the president has the CHEKERED PAST that the stupid bashers have been HARPING AND HARPING ABOUT!!!!!!

SAY YOU DID NOT NO!!! you are a new guy and these others are the smart people and they tried toward you about it but you wood not lissen because YOU BELIEF IN THE COMPANY AND THE PRESIDENT SAYS DO NOT OWORRY YOU LOVE THE COMPAny sing KUMBAYA!!!!!!!

NOW AX THE president to issue MORE MORE MORE Shares of the stick which he can do at THE NEW PRICE!!!!! BY BY them all up with the liras and the cantinas dollars just dont worry if the price goes down, let us worry about that jest KEEP BYING THE STICK!!!!!! YOU ARE sqeexzin the shorts never mind if someone says they arent short or they cant short it THEY ARE LAYING LAYING Big fat layers we no the troth!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GET A Lone THE TRAILER AND GET A LONE on the TRUCK AND by more and more!!!!! You half all the shares all all all.

NOW WE AARE READY FOR THE BIG SURPRIZE!!!!!! Go to the judge and say mr judge this is what happened. I AM THE BIGGEST SHAREHOLDER! I BOUGHT WHEN THEY SAID IT WAS BAD. I BOUGHT THE STICK AND I BOGHT THE FARM. I SANG KUMBAYA AND THE PRESIDENT SPOKE TO me PERSONALLY!!!!!!!!!!

And the judge says you must have the iq of a small piece of KNOTTY PINE or he say you you half your hed stuck so far up that you need a lexan belly button or he says that you shed half axed qustions bfore you spent that money or he says that the way the mmarket works there are winners and lossersr or he says he did not no that somebody who scored less than 200 on their SAT could walk and talk bout you say NO NO THIS IS AMERICA AND IN AMERICA IT IS SNOT MY FAULt....

I WOOD LIKE YOU TO MEET MY ATTORNEY AH AHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You get the SnorT ATTORNY and he gets HALF the winnings and you SUE AND SUE TILL YOU CANT SUE NO MORE AND YOU GET ALL YOUR MONEY IT WAS YOURS BEFIRE The others RIPPED YOU OFF AND yew take it up to the mothership and THERE YOU ARE YOU ARE RICH AND rich HA AHA AHA HAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THAT IS how COUSIN SHORTY couriers the market and makes the BIG BIG BUCKs!!!!!!!!!!

Till next time, remember I AM YYOUR FReiND AND friedns always teal the troth.

See you ON VISSITG DAY sing kumbaya!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AHA AHA AHA HAHAH AH A HAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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