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VOLUME 4 ISSUE 21cOUSIN SHORTYS FREE FREE CHICKEN SHEEt UNDERVALUED EMAIL TIP SHEET RUMOR NEWSLETTER!!!!! (c)cOUSIN SHORTY Helo helllo!!! TO All my freinds!!!!!!! AHA AHA AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cOUSIN SHORTY HHERer and HAPPY tOSEE YO again IAM SO SURE!!!!!!!!!!! TIDys subjectyou will RELLY LICK! HOW TO MAKE A BILLIONS DOLLARS WITH THE INERNET STICKS ACCOUNTHIONG FOR NO MONeY DOWN AND USING NO CASH OR ANYTHING!!!!!!!!! This in voles a plan. YOU half to halve a plan or you ant succeeed. DO FRIST DO THIS: Find thus stuff around and ablaut. 1. some PAPERs. SCRthc PAPER is good so YOU DONT WHIST Recycles. I have some conformation SHEETs lets see here 10 Shares YHOO at 392, I dont knead that and here is one 10 Shares EBAY at 311. OK GOOOd!!!!!!!! B) a pencil or a PEN with a good ERASER And SOME WHITENING OUT Stuff that will fix up ANY BOOBOO That you DO Do!! AHA AHA AHA AHAHAAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!11 2. a CAKULAder. This can be an old one that you DON't ever USE for ANYThing, or if YOU DONE Half won, you haff to go to WALTMArt and by one. NO Cheeping. Best is if YO can find A fREid and Rent a cakulader from HIM I Will tell you why In a Minuet. 4. NOW you hav e to go get a COrproattion. This is EASy you just call and get one, costs abouat 5 BUKs. Incorpoerate in NEVAda, only takes one PERson, AHA AHA AHAHAH!!!!!!! YO ARE the CEO!!!!!!!!! COAngratutalations!!!!! NOW you have some stock, letssayyou have a MILLIOn shares. CAll the company whatVEr you wnat name it afTER YOUR BEST Gorl! NAme it after your best freind, andyou NO WHo that is ,thats RIGHt cOUSIN SHORTY!!!!!!! YO cant USE cOUSIN SHORTY Dot Com thats GONE I got it Already! Just mk sure you have the DOT COM part THAT is the Importnand\t Part. AAHA AHAHA AHA AHA AHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 NOW tHis the YAHOOTie way to CAKULAte your VALUes. WATch this YOU ARE GOING to MAKE SUM BIG BIG BUKS!!!!!!!!!! AHAHA AHAHAHA AHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 #. YOU hav to go aROUNd the TRAIler and VALUate the STIFF YOU own. Here is how you do it" You take every Thing and you GIVe it A VALUE. SUM THIngs you halve are worths aLOT and some arE NOT! Star t here in MY CLOSET! I SEE A Broken TV. That is a collECTERS ITEM!!!! THEy doan make these ANYMORE!!! MARK IT down, one BROke TV IN SCLOSET, them draw a lion TO Put in the VALUaton that will BE Later when we sit ON THE COUCH. OH!!!! THEAt is NOHter one that couch. That is lather couch from italy that is RENTED, That is worth A LOT!! Market down Good rented lather couch theN a line. MAKeyour line look like THIS_____________________________________ RENt a Ruler if You have to. AAHHA AHA HAH AHAHAH!!!!!!!
OK!! Now, Old Shoos. THEse are ALL COLlecters ITEMS!!!!!!! Put the ma ll down. THEN Any new shoes, these are all OVER THE PLACE NOThing good about them so PUT THESe in a SEParte list. YOU have two lists, one ror the GOOD Stiff and one for the WORth less stuff. So the nEW LIST for the WORthless stuff hhas the GOOD shoes. NEXT!!!!!!! COMICS! These are all REALLy valuable!!!!!!!! MAKe a list!!!!!!!!! Those hooks on THE CLOset wall theY are ANTIQes!!!!!!!!! Mark theM down. GO THRew everything in yore TRAiler. That little Wine thingie that opens the wine that IS NANTIQUE!!!!!! All that stuff in the DRAwer in the Kitchens, that is ALL ALL ALL Antiques. FUNIture! All the Stiff you BOT that is all On the list. THAT funriniture is All PAId for so IT is WORTHless putt it on the Worhtless list. Now to the SORage shed. OLD Golf clebs. ANTIQues!!!! Glof bag you paid #200 buks for that is WORTHles!!!!!! WHAT ABOut those CardBRD Boxes!! Pebble collect those, so they are COLLEToers iteMS!!! Hose rake clippers all ANTIQEs!!!!!! Anythig WITH SPIDerwebs on it is A COLLETORS ITEM YO know that!!!!!!!!!! NOW BATRoom! Shampoo bottle COLLetors iTEM!! SOAP you paid FOR CASH, that is Worthless!!!!!!! PITcher on the wall of THE BEECH YOU Bot at DIScontMART THAT IS A Collectors item that is ART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I No what I LIKe, I like ART!!! Put it on the LIST!!!!!!!!! NOW! Hare comes the GOOD part!!! AHA AHA AHAHAHAAHAHAHH!!!!!!!!! GO Down the list. ALL COLletorss items you VALUate actual VALUE In 50 YEARS! Comic book says you paid 1 dolar, 5o years from NOW that is worth About 10 GRAND! AAHA AHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!! Ssoon TO be anTIQUE Golf CLEbs they are worith ABOUT A GRAnd Each!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHAmbpoo Bottle is Worth I guess about a HUNNERd doolars I cant bekieve those morons collect that carp but THEY DOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stuff in the drawers, all ABOut a Hunnerd or a million dollars EACH!!!!!!!! MARkd it all down in the LIST OF Good stuffing! ALL Collectors items, all worht Hunnderda dn THOUSANDS OF dolllars!!!!!!!!!!!!! A AHA HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 NOW!!!! Worthless STUff. Golf fBAG YO paid 200 bucks. You doan use it. You paid fore it but you dont use it. We knead a magic trick hear! We kknead a MAGIC WORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Is IT EARNINGS? NO. IS it PROFIT! NO NO NO THIS is the REAlly NEW MATh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YO will Lick this! cOUSIN SHORTY you ax! WHAt is it??? WHAt is the MAGic word????????? WRITEOFF!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOAp is a WRITEOff!!!!!! ALL THE books in the BOOKcase, all 5 are WRITEOffs!!!!!!! NEW TV Is a WRITEOFF!!!!!!!! Shaving ream, COMPUTER ALL WRIteoffs!!!!!!!!! Mark down what YOU PIAD!! Now!!!!!!! Add up the COLetrs ITEMS!!! Add up the WRIteoffs!!!!!!!!! NOW ADD THEM TOGHETER!!!!!!! AHA AHAHAH AHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WriteOFFS Count as a POSITIVE!!!! Now This is a hard part you May need some HELPfrom YOUR CPA> That stands for "CREATive PLanningand ACCOUNTing"!!!!!!!!!!!! Multipy your naser that you got BY the SHARes you halff. Now Thisi IMPORTANT!!!! MULTIPLY BY 1003 that is you r PEE RAtio!!!!!!! AHA AHA AHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 You just Made a Billion Jilion dollars!!! CONGRATUALtionas!!!!!!!!!!!! NOw Yo Can by some cOUSIN SHORTY T-SHirst but Yo CANNOT PAY WITh stock, soRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAHA AHA AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Till nex time,] cOUSIN SHORTY |
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