VOLUME 84 ISSUE 943 cOUSIN SHORTYS FREE FREE CHICKEN SHEET UNDERVALUED EMAIL TIP SHEET RUMOr NEWSLETTER!!!!! (c)cOUSIN SHORTY

hellos hello heLOO AGAIN ALL MMY FREINDS AND RMEmber, cOUSIN SHORTY loves youall!!!!

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I half talked ALL KINDS OF THINGs but there is two thngs that I HAVE NEVER TALKED ABOUT ANDTHAT IS

CONSEVATIONiveE INVESTMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!

TherE are lots of these like opTIONS ON coommddities AND parimutuual funds and BONDS! So I will talk about these TRITE Now!!!!!!!!! Lost of brokers dont like mutuel funds becuase they cannot FLEECE THHERE CLIENTS on a monthy BASIS they have to do it SEMI ANNually!!!! Options on commiddites are not that conservative I think so WE WILL SKIP THOSE Til next time AHA AHA AHAHAH!!!!!!

All you need to know about BONDs is that the CHART IS UPSIDE down so IWILL HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT TO YOU SINS YOU are alittle SLOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wwe alredy talked about the way to maKE THE BIG BUKS IN THE stupid bulletin board sticks and we talkded about the other stuff and all that other stuff but we never talked about the BIG BOARAD!!!!!!

Frist you ax cOUSIN SHORTY what is the BEST WAY TO spread out my losers and take full and complete aDVANTAGE if the BiG BOROAD?????? And I will ANSer YOU!!!!!

BIG BROAD mmutual funds. THATs right you herd me right. Its a game wherer you send in money to somebody you dont knoow and that sombody picks your sticks ANDKEEPS PART OF YOUR >MONEY to buy wonderfult things Like a 2 BEDROOM little condo for 2 Mil and thank you so VERY mUCh for your SPORT!!!!!!!!!! AHA AHA AHA AHAA HAH!!!!!!!!!!

Anybody can run A MUTIAL FUND. I MEAN ANYONE CAN RUN ONE. You dont need to know anything about anything. All you do is pick 20 or 35 sticks and you by them and people SEND IN LOTS OFCASH AND YOU GET one persent!!!!!!!!!!! Just pick any sticks it does not matter unless you half a TECH FUND then you half to buy teck sttiks or if you have an INCOME fund tthen you you half to charge a lot of money for your INCOME thats called the MANAGENMET FEE

letSEE 1% of 571 Trillion Dollars is OH! hey thats a nice 80 thousand dollar BMW motorized skateboard there I cant sit up straight in it but I might get to IMPRESS the BMW salesman when I slice the check and maybe even get LUCky later WITH some goil that doesnt know a BEEMER From a Stanley Steamer!!!!! DOES MY little woosie PONy TAIL look OK????? Teeth and Fingernails polished AHA AHAHAHAHAHA AHAHH!!!!!!!!!!

But you ax, cOUSIN SHORTY (you ax) WHAT IS THE BEST MUTEAL FUND??? Wel the best one is the One that I HAVE PICKE D OUT FOR YOU since I am a PRO and you are the SCHmoe!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Its real simple so even you can understnad it. we just have sticks that are NAMES!!!!!! That s rigth, just names. GIRL N >AMES ARE OK IN THIS FUND TOO.

I call IT

cOUSIN SHORTYS BIG BROAD BUDDY FUND FAMLY of BIG BROAD FAMLY BUDDIES !!!!

Crrrently, we haveGLEN and RON and LIZ and DON and WES and LEN and ALand BOB and and VIC and and SAL and and TIM and TOM and and ART and the otherones YOU CAN LOOK them all up on the Big BROAD!!!!!!!!!!!!

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THATS all there is to it we just By The ones that are going to go up and dont buythenm if they dont go up!!!!! THIS SIS just like what I told you in the other newsletter except ITS ALL YOUR BUDDIES YOU DON T HALF TO REMmenber any of the STICK names!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But cOUSIN SHORTY you ax!!!! HOW IS YOUr bog broad buddy FUND Famly of BIGBROAD FAMLY BUDDies doing? AND I WILLANser you!!!!! Its doing GRATE!! I am making MORE MONEY THAN I ever did!!! THE FUND IS Grate to Except for a few TEENY tiny minor ERRORS but that HAPPENS TO The best fund MANAGERS Evven PETERLYNched!!!! We are right up their In the TOP 5o% OF ALL THE funds -THAT HAVETHE same sticks as we do!!!!! Our record speaks for itself!!!!!!! Yes our management FEE is A little timy bit HIGHER than one or too otherrs but LOOK WHAT YOUGET!!!

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NOW BONDs are the OTHER THNK I WANTED totell you about. There are allkinds of bonds. There are about 5 different kinds or 100. Bonds arewht we call DEbT Intruments. Kind of like a BOAT or a plane or an old LEEky Jag. AHA AHAAHA!!!! SOME Good ones are the ones from the little ice cream treats called BON BON BONDS. I like Berry bonds too. Berry bonds go good on the bon bon bonds IMHO!!!!!! AHA AHA AHAHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Also there are TREASuRE bonds and they are good BACKED By HILLARy and Bill. Treasure bonds are good becuaese MEL Fisher and all those people found the Atocha and that was PURE SPANISH GOLD.

Stay way AWAy from those CIGAR and costume JEWELRY bonds IN MY HOBBLE OPINION. They might be suppened for EVIDENCE!!!!!!!!! MY suggeetstion is to ONLY BUY BONDS IN THE COMPANY THAT YOU WON SToCK IN.

But cOUSIN SHORTY yoou ax. Why should I only by bonds issued by the compay that I OWn stock in?

You own the STICK, right? Right. That makes you part owner of the COMPANY. You paid money for that STICK right? Right. THATs your money that is in the company now right? Right./ Now the company is borrowing MONEY from people and they give you a little note that says hey, thanks,we ill pay you BACK WITH A LITTLE INTEREST SOME day. BUT You own the company so YOU ARE LONING THE MONEY TO YOURSElf SO YOU KNOW you WILL PAY YOU BACK!!!!!!!

Just make sure it snot a BAIL BOND that you are BUYNG!!!!!! AHA AHA AHA AHAHAHA HA!!!!! Most peole dont understand how bonds work but REMEMBER, cOUSIN SHORTY always TEALS THE TROTH!!!!!

See you ATT THE top!!!!!!!!

cOUSIN SHORTY

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