VOLUME 11 ISSUE 287 cOUSIN SHORTYS FREE FREE CHICKEN SHEET UNDERVALUED EMAIL TIP SHEET RUMOR NEWSLETTER!!!!! (c)cOUSIN SHORTY

HELLO HEOLL O AND HELLO TO YOU all aginan this is cOUSIN SHORTY WITH my latest eididton of the free NESWSLETTEr AND WORth EVEry PENNY to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

the subject for today eh, is beer, eh. and also

how you can tell a QUICK HIT FroM A EXCELLENT LONG TERM INVESTMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOW REMEber that cOUSIN SHORTY IS YOUR FRENIDN ans I always say, FREINDS TEAL THE TROTH amd on to bisINESS AND THE BUSINESS IS ATTORNES.

What you area looking for is an attorney that nos his or her stuffing. You want someone who has some expericence in the pump and dump, someone who knows the ins and outs of the SEC and how to AVOID THE COSLuERRORS involved when they start snoopiong around the old CAMPGROUnd A H A HAHAHA AHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!1

So, you get your people togeter and you decide onm the name of the company and you make a corporation that costs about 10 dollars real CHEEP!!!!!!!!! Now the n you get a few of yor firends in the INUSRTRY on the payroll and get some phhones set up and GO TO WORK!!!!!! That is all you need, my firend. Yhe best thinng is a HOLDING COMPANY OR a mining stodck or someting like that. Somebting that noboldy can understnad. Or like a FINANCE COMPANY!!!!!!! Finacing cSBA (cOUSIN SHORTYs BANK ACCOUNT)

AHA AHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Have thosw boys get on the pnone to everyone and tell them about the PRIVATE PLACEMENT!!!!!! You get in way before eveyone else and so you have the chance to invest in a scam about a year before everyone what kind a deal ist that you ask and I say that is THE BEST DEAL YOU ARE GOING TO GET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT IS easy to tell someone that they will make 200 r 500 or 2000000000000000percent on there money because there are THOUSAND S AND THOUSANDS OF MORONS OUT THERE WITH MONEY. YOU WILL NOT believe it I didnt but it is true. They think you will make them rich! Well somebody is getting rich that is FOR SURE !!!!!! AHA AHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So what you say to CLOSE THEM WITH ONE CALL is

"THIS IS AN EXCELLENT LONG TERM INVESTMENT!!!!!"

Just remember what cOUSIN SHORTY SAYS!!!! You raise the money 2 or 5 million. Here is the good part! YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL THEM ANYTHING!!!!!! NO finacilal statement, no nothing, just send in the money and THAKN YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR SUPPORT!!!!!!!! Now you do the IPO on the BB!! Here is where the attorny comes in. You get her to make all kindsof cowpoopoo statements about this and that all kinds of legal carp and give her a few WARRANTS!!!!!!! SHE CAN be kind of snippy but you know how these criminal types are, you just pay the more and hpe that they don't get mad AT YOU AND STAYU FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!

She may have a few buddies ofver at the brokerage houese that dows the IPO and those guys are reall good guys too, they got the guy that MOVES THE STOCK. In fact he can move lots and lots of stock and you dont even know it!!!!!!!! HA HA!!!!! He can make a 2000 share trade look like a 4000 share trade!!!!!! How can he do that you may axe. Well, that IS FOR HIM TO KNOW AND FOR YOU TO FIND OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The stock may run up in the first couple of hours and thats when you call your private placement guys and say GTFO!!!!!!!!!!! Dont worry, the brokers will say hey we need you to hold on here and makd it at tightly held deal. Just rmemeber who is tightly holding the money!!!!!!!! HA HA HA!!!! Ifyou have one GRAM of branes, you will blow out of all your shares right now, because I know charts nd the cahrt says the the stock is AT ITS ANNUAL HIGH!!!!!!!!

AHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Now all the fellows who are begging the invesors to hold on because there may be a shakeouut and the evil market makers could trry to short the stock and the BASHERS COME IN so wwe could see some eweakeness, YOUWNAT TO KNOW WHAT THE WEAKNESS IS??????????? ITS THEATTORYUNEY AND THE guys that did the deal SELLING INTO THE MARKET YOU FOOL!!!!!!!!!! The ya have to make money too you know everyone need ss to pariticipate !!!!!!!!!!

I told you this was a QUICK HIT AND THAT IS WHAT IT IS !!!!!!!!!!!

Now they are out and having fun with your money!!!! And you are down about 90%, and you knoWHAT THAT MEANS????????????

Till next time,

cOUSIN SHORTY

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